I know these things, bit. [Skills: Psychological Insight. Of course, doesn't mention that that especially applies to matters of the heart. Or as he likes to call it, blood screaming at you to work it's will.

Of course, his perspective is more than a little fucked up, both due to being a soulless monster and just a hundred years of deeply co-dependent toxicity.]

Nobody but the one you love the most would make you as miserable as you and your girl make eachother. I'd know. But if you feel I'm lacking context, feel free to enlighten me.

How long have you two been children? Are you older than me? How many times did you give St Lucia a go before things turned to shit? What exactly is it that she's done to you?